Sunday, December 18, 2005

Comment Moderation Lifted.

18 December 2005. BiPolar Land. - Reports have been confirmed that as of 09h00 on Sunday 18th December, the BiPolar Daily government has lifted its emergency Comment Moderation policies. Speaking from BiPolar Cottage, BiPolar Guy said: "Comment moderation was never part of our constitution, but under the extreme international political conditions, my government and I decided that whilst parliament was involved in it's 5 day annual recess, and unable to defend itself from any mass propaganda campaigns in the international press, we would resort to this temporary measure as a last resort." BP Guy was also quick to defend the government's action, highlighting that during it's short period, not one comment had been excluded or altered in any way prior to publication.

Questioned on future diplomatic initiatives, BP Daily's Minister of Foreign Affairs stated that it had always held the highest respect for the z0tlians, a fact which she claimed could be confirmed by her government's unwavering support for the Z-President at the World Tip Organisation Convention, where the vast majority of other states voted to impose sanctions on z0tlian membership. "This latest spat", said the Foreign Minister, "was unavoidable given the Z-Presidents continuing personal attacks on the BPD government despite the BPD's vocal support for the Zs at the WTO."

In a statement issued later in the day, responding to questions about the BP Government's latest bombshell violations of diplomacy at TIP, BP Guy stated: "We were getting tired of the incessant nigglers at TIP, and felt that a new discussion entitled 'Words to inspire hate', gave us the latitude to demonstrate to certain dissenting parties that if they felt so intimidated by the lack of hate at the Project, hate could be supplied in any amount and any degree." The BP government did concede however that its bold move could have taken some of the Project's community by surprise. It added that it would not be resuming its discussions at TIP for some time, citing that it's recent TIP involvement had expended more of the government's time resources than it had originally anticipated. In his closing remarks BPG assured the international community, that whatever course of action is ultimately decided upon regarding TIP, "BP Guy we will definitely be back". Staff Reporter - The Decentralised News Network.

3 comments:

  1. Hey Z-Man, good to hear from ya! So you want a domain huh? Well then yr speaking to da right channelz cos Y-Man did some lil volunteer investigationz for the Z venture and found unregistered (AS YET): ytinas.com (yeah, backwards stoopid) buy-polar.com (viva e-commerce) trypolar.com (u might like it) bpola.com (good or what? I mean how many 5 lttr domains are still out there dude?) bipolarz.com (personalised touch) looony.com (think 2 o's were good??) maddder.com (1-up manship) loonydudez.com And, dude, don't even fck around, just go straight to godaddy.com for registration prposes, cos they're best. period. Hope you're still enjoying the Chase. (1 Question: What does a mad genius like Zit-face do for a livin? Been puzzlin me that one...)

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  2. Hey BPGuy
    Glad to see moderation lifted,
    but suppose makes sense where ya coming from with that.

    Hope ya had a blast surfing an all. Sounds wicked.

    Az

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  3. Z: I see you are totally beyond any rehabilation. If I wanted to, I could show you how pathetic your marketing strategy is, stuck as you are in Web.1 thinking. Web.2 has arrived already. Besides, any constructive dialogue would be perceived as "soppy". So I'm gonna pass on this one. Really not in the mood.

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