Top 11 ways to know you're apeshit manic

One of the better ways us BiPolars get by, is having a good laugh at ourselves. I picked up the following 10 from one of the latest Icarus Project discussion forums:

• last night you figured out how the universe REALLY works, this morning you ponder which goes on top, the peanut butter or the jelly?
• you have one song on repeat for 8 hours straight and when someone tells you you're a little weird you call them clueless zombies.
• you take your girlfriend's turquoise coloured nail polish and paint the word TURQUOISE on her bedroom wall and sign it with your initials
• you dance on a table at burger king if they happen to play a catchy tune and are puzzled why no one else is compelled to join you.
• it isn't so much that the tv talks to you. it's just so annoying that it won't stop worshipping you.
• Staying at gas station for 36 hours straight getting free refills. And a date.
• Getting barred from Starbux. In 2 states
• Try to seduce your older neighbor, her daughter, your friends girlfriend, your neighbors girlfriend and the cashier at the quickie mart, only to be swept off your feet by the Blue eyed Arab Girl you just met..
• Suddenly having a lucid moment. Just before bungee jumping attendant gives you a little push....
• Notice one day in class that your professor is on fire. Understand that you mustn't mention this, as it would be bragging. Only special people can see the flames.
• Send an urgent letter to Dan Brown (author of the bestselling Da Vinci Code) explaining that you've made some earthshattering discoveries about the freemasons and include a riddle in the form of a rhyming poem to prove your credentials.

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I needed the laughs. Very exhausted the last few days. Looks like it's going to be another Notorious November