Quips of the Week

Whilst playing darts:
BPG (to Mrs M): "So what are you aiming for?"
Mrs M: "The board"

Teaching Miss L Algebra:
Miss L: "But why can't I just add the Xs and the Ys?"
Mrs M: " Because they're different things. Like apples and oranges. You can't just add apples and oranges"
Miss L: "Why not?"
Mrs M: "Well what would you call them?"
Miss L: "Fruit"

Read on an email:
"When all is said and done -
more is said than done"