Tuesday, June 05, 2007

17 636 human eyeballs in a Whale's testicle

Did you know that:

  • Each testicle of a Right Whale weighs the same as 17 636 human eyeballs
  • A pile of one million 1 Dollar bills would weight the same as 20.02 Jennifer Anistons
  • The length of your small intestine could fit 3.34 giraffe necks
Neither did I. But if you go to WeirdConverter.com you can find out this and a zillion other crazy conversions of your own design. A pretty cool site.


Other News in a BiPolar Life:
  • Finally got a good night's sleep after a pretty hectic joyride. Between 6am on Sunday Morning and 11am yesterday morning I got precisely 3 and a half hours sleep. I was getting pretty worried. One more night of HeavyDuty insomnia and my mind woulda started getting a bit wobbly. It's always happened in the past. A surefire warning signal.
  • My old friend Zarathustra picked up that the word "meme" contains an egotistical reference to "me". So I thought it would be a great time to share a quote from my Grand Collection of Quotes:
"An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce

  • And whilst on quotes here's a great one by Bertolt Brecht. Got a bit of a Zen koan ring to it I thought:

    "What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" - Bertolt Brecht

  • Still on quotes: I'm pretty much a quote junkie. I've got a whole collection of dem tings. There's a pretty cool new wiki out WikiQuote.com which has exploded my collection. I'm busy fiddling around with a quote widget that you can customise to show quotes of your choosing for every day of the month. Can't get it to work though - it's a java hack, and my java is not as fluent as my HTML.


  1. eric dee loves us not anymo either that or he got taken out by $50 contract for pissin off some cambodian official in a meeting about how to get thicker toilet paper installed in the budding hospital.

  2. Anonymous05 June, 2007

    I just saw your photo of Miss L and I hope you don't mind if I ask how she is doing? You haven't mentioned her in ages.

  3. $50,000 or Jennifer Anniston? Tough choice!

    If you were to tell me that Right Whale sperm was the size of tadpoles, I'd freak!

  4. Hey dude, I don't think you should take Prozac if you Bipolar..this stuff is making it worse..do some research and get better

  5. Anonymous07 June, 2007

    Breaking News

    It wasn't one gene after all, it was a combination of many!


  6. somebody must have been awfully bored..............


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