x,y,z
So I'm leaving the land with the big Y on it's flag
To go to new Z land
But actually, it's all about X...
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An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night
ReplyDelete>>having a beer.
>>
>>All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass
>>in
>>the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
>>
>>"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
>>drink
>>from the same one twice," he says.
>>
>>The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
>>glass into the air, pulls out his gun, and shoots the glass to
>>pieces.
>>
>>"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses
>>that we don't need to drink out of the same glass either," he says.
>>
>>The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it,
>>throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South
>>African and the Kiwi.
>>
>>He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate, we
>>have so many South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to
>>drink with the same ones twice."
Good thing it's not Australia :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice concise history lesson.
ReplyDeleteAbout that joke:
The joke-teller should have tried finding under-the-table employment in London in the eighties without encountering an Aussie.
I guess they felt secure enough working illegally because if they were ever convicted of anything they'd just get shipped back home.
London is just another suburb of Sydney.
ReplyDeletesandy eggo (san diego, californication for those of you transatlantically challenged) is just another suburb of teejayjuana (tijuana, mexico for those same willbefines).
ReplyDeleteBest of luck C! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm soo jealous...NZ! Let us know when you're all settled, ok?
ReplyDeleteGreat animation. It really explains a lot. Good luck in New Zealand.
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